Follow the same instructions for the following actual newspaper headlines, many of which come from Columbia Journalism Review, editors, Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim and Other Flubs from the Nation's Press (Garden City, NY: Doubleday, 1980).
1. Milk Drinkers Turn to Powder
2. Anti-busing Rider Killed by Senate
3. Mrs. Gandhi Stoned in Rally in India
4. College Graduates Blind Senior Citizen
5. Jumping Bean Prices Affect the Poor
6. Tuna Biting off Washington Coast
7. Time for Football and Meatball Stew
8. Police Kill Man with Ax
9. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
10. Child Teaching Expert to Speak
11. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
12. Legalized Outhouses Aired by Legislature
13. Police Can't Stop Gambling
14. Judge Permits Club to Continue Sex Bar
15. Greeks Fine Hookers
16. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
17. Caribbean Islands Drift to the Left
18. Teenage Prostitution Problem Is Mounting
19. Miners Refuse to Work After Death
20. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
21. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
22. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
23. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
24. Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
25. Hospitals Sued by Seven Foot Doctors
26. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
27. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
28. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
29. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
30. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
31. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
32. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies